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Reviews by 'jess-says'
Current status of
Movie fan
with a total of
22
reviews published to date.
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Abyss, The (1989)
Coffey goes nuts, implodes.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Molly Does Detention.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Crush, The (1993)
Alicia plants used condom.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Fly, The (1986)
Baboon turns inside out.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Liar Liar (1997)
The pen is BLUE!
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Notting Hill (1999)
Messy roommate wears wetsuit.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Quick And The Dead, The (1995)
Stone smoked, not arrested.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Shallow Hal (2001)
Gwyneth buys giant panties.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Unbreakable (2000)
Willis miraculously unharmed.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Weird Science (1985)
Horny boys, girly toy.
Jan 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
White Noise (2005)
Black blobs terrorize bereived.
Jan 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Osment laughing causes nightmares.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
If Lucy Fell (1996)
Death pact begats love.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
Moranis can sing? WOW!
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Signs (2002)
Joaquin wears foil hat.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
All Over The Guy (2001)
Doll collector loves alcoholic.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Cheech, Cheech, more Cheech.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Depp pillaged my heart.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Spacey lies, everyone dies.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Blue chick passes stones.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Coffey perks up Hanks.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Great Expectations (1998)
Ironic title; Expected Greatness.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(8)
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