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Alamo, The (2004) |
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Film rated 2.4 / 5
(Chick rating: 2 / 5)
(Guy rating: 2.6 / 5)
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| New Alamo: ironically forgettable. |
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| Mission: (not so) Impregnable. |
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| Historical and cinematic Travis-ty! |
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| Jim Bowie is Patri(oti)c. |
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| Should've had a basement. |
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| Crockett fiddles, 'Alamo' burns. |
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| Mexican wave drowns Texans. |
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| Thornton's mission--repel Mexicans. |
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| Don't remember this Alamo. |
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| Mexicans win; audience loses. |
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| Davy Crockett gets capped. |
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| Billy Bob's final Mission. |
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| Alamo treated like pinata. |
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| Already forgot this Alamo! |
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| Houston, Alamo's got problem. |
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| Own legend bemuses Crockett. |
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| Billy Bob fights Mexicans. |
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| Alamo, Billy Bob remembered. |
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| Houston has Mexican problem. |
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| This Alamo best forgotten. |
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| Texians? Santa Ana blows! |
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| Please forget this 'Alamo'. |
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| Hopeless cause unites Texans. |
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| Thornton Crockett. Quaid crocked. |
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| Mexico fights illegal aliens. |
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| Outnumbered Texans fight, die. |
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| Western Napoleon booted out. |
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| Texans favour mission-position. |
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| Crockett kicks the bucket. |
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| 'Yanquis' slaughtered for slavery. |
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| Rednecks return cannon ball. |
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| Bowie's drinking cuts deep. |
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| Harmony calms violent Mexicans. |
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| Crockett's tales provided 'Levity'. |
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| Crockett Tex'-ass kicking. |
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