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Bad Santa

(2003)
149 reviews
Film rated 3.4 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.2 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.5 / 5)
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Father XXX-mas.
bife 
  Vote (56)   
Santa empties his sac.
Koli 
  Vote (54)   
Santa flaws.
Kruegerbait 
  Vote (39)   
Ho ho f***ing ho.
Sean 
  Vote (35)   
Sit on Santa's... face.
SixFourian 
  Vote (33)   
Santa wets own lap.
Montgomery 
  Vote (33)   
Santa drinks Christmas spirit.
Sean 
  Vote (29)   
Santa: like Satan, bad.
SixFourian 
  Vote (27)   
'South Pole' controls Santa.
Fresno 
  Vote (26)   
Santa prefers naughty girls.
Montgomery 
  Vote (24)   
The worst Noel.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote (22)   
Sain't Nick.
[matt] 
  Vote (22)   
Dirty Old St Nick.
AC 
  Vote (21)   
Krusty Kringle.
randall 
  Vote (21)   
Santa enjoys ho-ho-hoes.
SixFourian 
  Vote (20)   
Secrete Santa.
Markandlain 
  Vote (19)   
St. Dick.
MguyX 
  Vote (19)   
St Prick.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote (18)   
The X in Xmas.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (18)   
Jingle bail.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote (17)   
Ho ho hold up.
Montgomery 
  Vote (16)   
Comes up your chimney.
brian 
  Vote (16)   
Santa's Lay.
SixFourian 
  Vote (15)   
Kringle kallously korrupts Kristmas.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (15)   
Santa gets behind thee.
demonic 
  Vote (15)   
Santa Barbarous.
SixFourian 
  Vote (15)   
'Santa': Moniker.
SixFourian 
  Vote (15)   
Santa Crude.
SixFourian 
  Vote (15)   
Santa's home: Lap-dancing Land.
SixFourian 
  Vote (15)   
Father Drunkmas.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (14)   
Rebel with a Claus.
The General 
  Vote (14)   
Santa mounts sleigh, women.
shoon 
  Vote (13)   
Santa Cooze.
shoon 
  Vote (13)   
Loaded Santa slays.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (13)   
'Pissed' Kringle.
Yukon 
  Vote (13)   
Santi-Claus.
[matt] 
  Vote (13)   
Santa Claus is coming.
The General 
  Vote (12)   
Santa is lost Claus.
CARNICUS 
  Vote (12)   
Krisn't Kringle.
[matt] 
  Vote (11)   
Wanka Claus.
Kruegerbait 
  Vote (10)   
Santa north poles ho.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (10)   
Santa cons to town.
The Person who... 
  Vote (9)   
Human Santa pee'd.
Sludge 
  Vote (9)   
Jingle booze.
mandodgingdebris 
  Vote (9)   
Santa jingles the belles.
The Artist Form... 
  Vote (8)   
Santa mad for Ho's!
Ali 
  Vote (8)   
Santa's 'ho 'ho 'ho.
RockGolf 
  Vote (8)   
Sick rat Santa.
SixFourian 
  Vote (8)   
Christmas con = fleeced Navidad.
noncentz 
  Vote (8)   
Hark, the herald sleazebag.
gobsmacker 
  Vote (7)   
Santa joins 'Naughty List'.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (7)   
Billy Bob, sleigh.
benj clews 
  Vote (7)   
Business requires northern crude.
Sludge 
  Vote (7)   
Santa's a bah-humbugger.
Sludge 
  Vote (7)   
Santa's going to town.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (7)   
Santa gets his jollies.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (6)   
Santa naughty- steals presents.
Shiv 
  Vote (6)   
Safe cracking surly Santa.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (6)   
Saint Nichol-ass.
Animagess 
  Vote (6)   
Old Saint 'Nicks'.
bennyr81 
  Vote (5)   
Merry Pisstmas!
PDHugh 
  Vote (5)   
Santa sodomises fat chicks.
Ali 
  Vote (4)   
Santa on naughty list.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (4)   
Surly Santa soils season.
hustleboy007 
  Vote (4)   
Black Elves Matter.
Sludge 
  Vote (4)   
Elf you!
GHcool 
  Vote (4)   
This Santa is naughty.
Tori 
  Vote (4)   
You've better be naughty.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (4)   
Kid handles Santa Willie.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (4)   
Billy Bob = Drunken slob.
Mullet 
  Vote (4)   
Dick Nick.
MguyX 
  Vote (3)   
Chick + St. Nick's dick.
Dante 
  Vote (3)   
Sick Saint Nick.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote (3)   
Santa came this year!
rod 
  Vote (3)   
Host of Christmas pissed.
drossolalia 
  Vote (3)   
Kris Kringle, Fatty Fucker.
redPen 
  Vote (3)   
Billy Bob bilks Macy's.
turrell 
  Vote (3)   
Lauren pulls a safecracker.
Kruegerbait 
  Vote (3)   
Red clothes matches nose.
kolo 
  Vote (3)   
St Nick, aptly named.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
Santa wants lap dance.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (2)   
Santa prefers back door.
Sludge 
  Vote (2)   
Dwarf kills store dick.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote (2)   
Santa dwarfed by greed.
Canklefish 
  Vote (2)   
Bingeing all the way.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (2)   
Thornton reinterprets cultural icon.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (2)   
Thornton in Santa's side.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (2)   
Santa Cross.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (2)   
Dirty Saint knicker-less.
Batty 
  Vote (2)   
New branch: south pole.
Sludge 
  Vote (2)   
Santa Claus cums tonight.
Yelnats 
  Vote (2)   
You better watch out!
Yelnats 
  Vote (2)   
Santa's nose is reddest.
Yelnats 
  Vote (2)   
Santa's a red-neck.
Yelnats 
  Vote (1)   
Advent calendar treat- Gelcap.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Santa�s sac seldom full.
Yelnats 
  Vote (1)   
Santa catches Gilmore ride.
jillbug 
  Vote (1)   
Thornton: yule be sorry.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (1)   
Santa delivers bloody elephant.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Gilmore girl fucks Santa.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (1)   
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