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Beowulf (2007) |
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Film rated 3.5 / 5
(Chick rating: 3 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3.6 / 5)
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| Jolie given golden globes. |
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| Winstone enters the dragon. |
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| Beowulf, King of Cockneys. |
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| Beowulf sires, retires dragon. |
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| Disrobed Beowulf disarms Grendel. |
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| Hrothgar's bane vexes Danes. |
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| Ray Winstone, sexy beast. |
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| Beowulf, Geats, boastful feats. |
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| Grunting. Hrunting. Hunting. |
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| Hopkins, Jolie, Winstone lofgeornost? |
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| Grendel's mom = Jolie monster. |
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| Beowulf breaks dragon's heart. |
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| Hrothgar's son crashes party. |
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| Beowulf chases the dragon. |
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| Computer gives Winstone abs. |
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| Winstone braves Jolie's cave. |
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| Slays. Strays. Slays again. |
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| Grendel gorges on Danish. |
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| Winstone renders Grendel 'armless. |
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| Beowulf's bedwarmer nearly overheated. |
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| Winstone's a motherf---er. |
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| Misophonic monster dismembers Danes. |
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| Full-frontal Angelina. EPIC! |
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| Grendel hates loud noises. |
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| Beowulf removes clothes, arm. |
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| Chanting draws Grendel's ire. |
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| Hero's death mirrors monster's. |
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| Grengelina wrecks Danish marriage. |
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| Beowulf fights bare naked! |
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| Ancient evils gets techno-animated. |
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| Beowulf's son resembles Oscar? |
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| Beowulf's birthday suit battle. |
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