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Beach, The

(2000)
61 reviews
Film rated 2.5 / 5  (Chick rating: 2.4 / 5)  (Guy rating: 2.5 / 5)
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Desert Island Dicks.
bife 
  Vote (18)   
Leo goes terrainspotting.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (12)   
Gen-X 'Lord of Flies'.
turrell 
  Vote (10)   
Boyle's Bangkok-n-bull story.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (9)   
Leo gets some Bangkok.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (8)   
Leo spoils everyone's vacation.
Canklefish 
  Vote (7)   
Beach Boyle.
demonic 
  Vote (7)   
Leo carefree Tilda island.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (6)   
Thai scenery outacts Leo.
AC 
  Vote (6)   
DiCaprio understandably voted off.
Leila 
  Vote (5)   
Leo Thais one on.
randall 
  Vote (5)   
'Leo of the Flies'.
pizza 
  Vote (5)   
Vacation's great Tilda conflict.
Canklefish 
  Vote (4)   
Island Daffy ducks DiCaprio.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (4)   
The Virginie Islands.
demonic 
  Vote (4)   
Hidden hippy hostel hosed.
Smarter Sean 
  Vote (4)   
Swinton cups DiCaprio's balls.
Ali 
  Vote (3)   
Pointless people purloin paradise.
boneman 
  Vote (3)   
Backpacking DiCaprio goes nutso.
benj clews 
  Vote (3)   
DiCaprio loses deckchair, mind.
Mark8884 
  Vote (3)   
Leo goes Daffy.
MagicNumber 
  Vote (3)   
Map quest. DiCaprio's destination.
clay 
  Vote (3)   
The lost resort.
boydegg 
  Vote (3)   
Beach of dreams, cancelled.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (3)   
Leo lacks volleyball companion!
Hatter 
  Vote (3)   
Leo distributes Daffy's map.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (2)   
Leo gets sanded.
shoon 
  Vote (2)   
Monkey sells out Leo.
Lindsey K 
  Vote (2)   
Leo to civilization: phuket!
pizza 
  Vote (2)   
Island of Lost Arseholes.
Face 
  Vote (2)   
Swinton ignores international protocols.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (2)   
Weed field lures slackers.
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
DiCaprio finds map.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
DiCaprio equals paradise lost.
Steve 
  Vote (1)   
Leo's paradise loses charm.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (1)   
Wanks pave paradise.
MguyX 
  Vote (1)   
DiCaprio's lame Rambo impersonation.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
Idiot DiCaprio destroys paradise.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote (1)   
Shark bite: Social exclusion.
Deluxe 
  Vote    
Stupid people inhabit island.
scablet 
  Vote    
'Survivor' on Ganja Island!
AardBall 
  Vote    
Yanks screw paradise again!
Spurting 
  Vote    
Greedy cretin kills culture.
Spurting 
  Vote    
Daffy: looney goon.
soda 
  Vote    
Daffy directions delude DiCaprio.
calmer 
  Vote    
Tilda and Leo: "click".
knockmesilly 
  Vote    
Leo aggrandizes shark attack.
Canklefish 
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Leo's cool Til'da Beach.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Leo visits paradise island.
Blackmoon 
  Vote    
Modern Hollywood 'Flies' retake.
Klinkehoffen 
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Scenic, interminable love triangle.
crochus 
  Vote    
Crap in beautiful surroundings.
eva kant 
  Vote    
Beautiful seaside. Awful film.
The Other Matt 
  Vote    
Thailand island's high land.
MagicNumber 
  Vote    
Not-so heavenly island haven.
Badbart 
  Vote    
Leo goes 'native' quickly.
Beanmimo 
  Vote    
Pleasure Island turns nasty.
shadowman 
  Vote    
Pretentious, American, spiritualistic nonsense.
Helen 
  Vote    
DiCaprio goes too native.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
'Beach' of boredom.
Sludge 
  Vote    
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