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Boys Don't Cry

(1999)
79 reviews
Film rated 3.8 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.8 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.8 / 5)
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Much Ado About No-thing.
demonic 
  Vote (44)   
Male fraud.
c dot 
  Vote (34)   
Swank's hidden a-gender.
soda 
  Vote (27)   
Masquerade balls.
Montgomery 
  Vote (26)   
Boys won't be boys.
ThunderJesus 
  Vote (23)   
Oscar winner lacks weiner.
turrell 
  Vote (22)   
Sevigny boned by lesbian.
Sean 
  Vote (15)   
Fake dick. Chloe tricked.
damalc 
  Vote (14)   
Phony package contains Oscar�.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (14)   
Single white shemale.
Rocat 
  Vote (13)   
No woman; no cry.
Mr Clean 
  Vote (12)   
Swank leaks tranny fluid.
Falken 
  Vote (12)   
Willy-free Hilary pilloried.
Warzonkey 
  Vote (12)   
Sevigny finds Swank seXY.
ci�nas 
  Vote (12)   
Swank cross-dresses for Oscar.
Little Old Lady... 
  Vote (10)   
Swank lacks a wank.
Downtown 
  Vote (9)   
Hilary don't know dick.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (8)   
Penis envy causes death.
Ali 
  Vote (8)   
Sevigny enjoys Swank.
Koli 
  Vote (8)   
Dead Swank=Oscar win.
Yukon 
  Vote (7)   
'Crying Game' in reverse.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (7)   
Teena, no weena.
randall 
  Vote (7)   
Swank's gender angst, tender.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (6)   
Swank hankers for shank.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (5)   
Chloe in the dark.
Sludge 
  Vote (5)   
Absent phallus arouses malice.
Sludge 
  Vote (5)   
Hicks hate fake dicks.
McKorkel 
  Vote (5)   
Brandon Teena lacks peena.
dovaj 
  Vote (5)   
Swank in sapphic jam.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (4)   
Hilary becomes man, dead.
shoon 
  Vote (4)   
Bigots switch off tranny.
Koli 
  Vote (4)   
Lover, ill-equipped, compensates.
clay 
  Vote (4)   
Dickless status sinks Brandon.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (3)   
Swank suspiciously convincing male.
MagicNumber 
  Vote (3)   
Teena Brandon reverses name.
bife 
  Vote (3)   
Movie ballsy, Brandon isn't.
dlanod 
  Vote (3)   
Gutwrenching drama; Swank phenomenal.
Bleeder Boy 
  Vote (3)   
Brandon's miss-understood.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (3)   
Butch Swank ain't frank.
mixup 
  Vote (2)   
Drag King outed, killed.
ddragongrl 
  Vote (2)   
Gender bending sad ending.
Spontaneous Hum... 
  Vote (2)   
Brandon has penis envy.
tpat 
  Vote (2)   
Sex lies, on videotape.
will jones 
  Vote (2)   
Toyboy Swank requires toy.
bennyr81 
  Vote (2)   
Shemale wins phallic award.
AC 
  Vote (2)   
Slick chick tricks hicks.
NYLancelot 
  Vote (2)   
Boy Doesn't Need Fly.
calmer 
  Vote (2)   
Swank's Brandon, no balls.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (2)   
Guy wannabe dies needlessly.
kolo 
  Vote (2)   
Gender bender rendered tenderly.
noncentz 
  Vote (2)   
True life 'Crying Game'.
jinx 
  Vote (2)   
Brandon switches names, sex.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (2)   
Teena's Brand-on Lana.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (1)   
Tranny, eat my gun!
starstattoo 
  Vote (1)   
Hilary gives Swank performance.
Sexy Panda 
  Vote (1)   
Tender gender-bender up-ended.
noncentz 
  Vote (1)   
Swank hides, attacked, dies.
MelissaS 
  Vote (1)   
Girl with boyish charm.
FloatingCoffin 
  Vote (1)   
Swanky he-she.
SuperKhakiGirl 
  Vote (1)   
Brandon straps on hard-on.
Dante 
  Vote (1)   
Hillary's wank? Phony crank!
bigredpaul 
  Vote (1)   
She's feigning men.
The General 
  Vote (1)   
Transgender chick gets dicked.
MguyX 
  Vote (1)   
Strapped Swank woos woman.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (1)   
Reverse transvestite murdered brutally.
Ken 
  Vote (1)   
Bigotry kills love, moving.
Jonny the Welsh 
  Vote    
Rednecks murder shemale.
zudobear 
  Vote    
Dead chick without dick.
matt cotsell 
  Vote    
Bigots beat Swanky boy.
jd 
  Vote    
Wannabe man gets killed.
Tori 
  Vote    
She-manslaughter.
Face 
  Vote    
Studly Swank seduces skank.
Wilson Flanges 
  Vote    
Dickless deceiver: Ladies' 'Man'.
clay 
  Vote    
The Ill-adjusted Woman.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote    
WoMan.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote    
Lana undaunted by revelation.
Koli 
  Vote    
Hilary pillaried in public.
Knight Who Says Ni 
  Vote    
Swank swings both ways.
Hatter 
  Vote    
Hemaphrodite leads double life.
Tori 
  Vote    
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