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Hard Candy

(2005)
60 reviews
Film rated 3.9 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.3 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.8 / 5)
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Page turns on paedophile.
RockGolf 
  Vote (11)   
Ellen. Degenerate.
Sludge 
  Vote (11)   
Paedophile is well hung.
Sean 
  Vote (10)   
Predatory Page prunes Patrick.
demonic 
  Vote (9)   
'Juno' applies birth control.
RockGolf 
  Vote (8)   
Venus pedophile trap.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (8)   
A teenager's 'Misery'.
mampers11 
  Vote (7)   
The Paedophillia Story.
redalfa147 
  Vote (7)   
To Castrate a Predator.
MisterBadIdea 
  Vote (7)   
Pedophile's prey impounds pecker.
randall 
  Vote (6)   
Nutcracker. Sweet.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (5)   
Caught: candied cameraman.
thebrasseye 
  Vote (4)   
Cyberstalking dangerous, Juno.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (4)   
Web predator's 'victim' surprises.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (3)   
Pedophile's penile peril.
FilmReviewStew 
  Vote (3)   
Teenager attempts amateur castration.
RockGolf 
  Vote (2)   
Jailbait wants some answers.
Rovark 
  Vote (2)   
Jeff gets suspended sentence.
Catuli 
  Vote (2)   
Hayley goes nuts.
imdanny 
  Vote (1)   
Pedophile receives erect-ive surgery.
Catuli 
  Vote (1)   
Hayley's Stark revenge.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (1)   
Jeff's castrated but hung.
Catuli 
  Vote (1)   
Pedophile's maladjustment male-adjusted.
Catuli 
  Vote (1)   
Precocious pubescent plays paedophile.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (1)   
Sweetie screws photo-paedophile.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (1)   
Nervy nymph manipulates molester.
calmer 
  Vote (1)   
Pedophilia target fights back.
damalc 
  Vote (1)   
Geoff's balls aren't brass.
Emme 
  Vote (1)   
Thongirl was wrong girl.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Child abuser child abused.
redalfa147 
  Vote (1)   
Vigilante uses 'disarming' trickery.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
'Candy' and revenge: sweet!
MguyX 
  Vote    
Red Riding Hood's revenge!
weegee 
  Vote    
Jailbait vigilante exposes paedophile.
Rovark 
  Vote    
Teen creepier than pedophile.
Hostile17 
  Vote    
Pedophile loses tool.
brycecoolasice 
  Vote    
Hayley hates Goldfrapp.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote    
Chatroom stalker stalked.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote    
Jeff screwed after screwdrivers.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote    
Hayley's a molester tester.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote    
Hayley: Judge, jury, executioner.
silly 
  Vote    
Kid's got pedophile's balls.
soda 
  Vote    
Hayley 'hangs' with pedophile.
Durk 
  Vote    
Castration simulation.
1001 Excuses 
  Vote    
Stark, no soft center.
Larry 
  Vote    
Page stays suspected perv.
The Aussie Canuck 
  Vote    
Internet 'surfer' wiped out!
redalfa147 
  Vote    
Hayley stalks chicken hawk.
calmer 
  Vote    
Web surfing pedophile's wipeout.
calmer 
  Vote    
Stark truth, tortures pedophile.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Internet soliciting proves fatal.
Beanmimo 
  Vote    
Computer date digitally impaired.
Catuli 
  Vote    
Jeff bawls, loses balls.
Catuli 
  Vote    
Pedophile's plans cut off.
Catuli 
  Vote    
Paedophile pales, penis protracted.
BedheadGal 
  Vote    
Paedophile becomes praying prey.
BedheadGal 
  Vote    
Hayley bawls out pedophile.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Upcoming photographer; Undercover pedophile.
cinnini 
  Vote    
Hayley uncovers the truth.
Binkz 
  Vote    
Computer dating wang problems.
Catuli 
  Vote    
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