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Drama, War
Sam Mendes
William Broyles Jr.
Anthony Swofford
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Jake Gyllenhaal
Scott MacDonald
Peter Sarsgaard
Jamie Foxx
Lo Ming
Lucas Black
Kevin Foster
Brian Geraghty
Damion Poitier
Riad Galayini
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Jarhead

(2005)
107 reviews
Film rated 3.8 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.3 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4 / 5)
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Desert Foxx.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (27)   
Full Metal Jake-t.
Chris C 
  Vote (17)   
Kuwaiting.
punz 
  Vote (10)   
Swofford's bore of duty.
Gentleman Ghost 
  Vote (6)   
Ready, aim, don't fire.
Bob 
  Vote (6)   
Swofford pulls his trigger.
Sean 
  Vote (6)   
Jake's on a Plain.
demonic 
  Vote (6)   
Operation Desert Bored.
Yukon 
  Vote (5)   
Short Storm, Swofford's shotless.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (4)   
Marines miss women, war.
rand 
  Vote (4)   
'Ray' requests Stevie Wonder.
Montgomery 
  Vote (4)   
Swoff's Corps memory.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (4)   
Troy is armed 'Gaard.
Yukon 
  Vote (3)   
Gyllenhaal's Bad Santa dance.
gobsmacker 
  Vote (3)   
Swoff's only action - autoerotic.
lollipoop 
  Vote (3)   
War movie without battles.
xctry99 
  Vote (3)   
Scorpions fight only battle.
Lindsey K 
  Vote (3)   
Mendes's 'American Duty'.
dgbenner 
  Vote (3)   
Snipers in a Foxx-hole.
Canklefish 
  Vote (3)   
Jarheads vs. Ragheads.
Yukon 
  Vote (2)   
Brokeback sniper.
Canklefish 
  Vote (2)   
Soldiers' biggest enemy: boredom.
Yukon 
  Vote (2)   
Semper fi(ghts) in desert.
Scheherazade 
  Vote (2)   
Darko Goes To War.
mampers11 
  Vote (2)   
Marines experience Iraqi roads.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (2)   
Operation Desert Snore.
The General 
  Vote (2)   
'Ray' inhabits marine environment.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (2)   
Naked Jake entertains troops.
rand 
  Vote (2)   
Sarsgaard playing Troy soldier.
Yukon 
  Vote (2)   
Swoff to battle.
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
Sand, oily air--victory?
clay 
  Vote (1)   
Foxx televises football game.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Gyllenhaal can't be bugler.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Jake wags weaponry. Wow!
rand 
  Vote (1)   
Jake's unjust desert desserts.
rand 
  Vote (1)   
First surreal Gulf War.
schenzy 
  Vote (1)   
Foxx in a foxhole.
OHF 
  Vote (1)   
Jake wears two hats.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Sarsgaard steals Swoff's scenes.
Little Old Lady... 
  Vote (1)   
Jake plays invisible bugle.
gobsmacker 
  Vote (1)   
Swofford's war: Desert Dorm.
calmer 
  Vote (1)   
Sniper's chillin', not killin'.
calmer 
  Vote (1)   
Gyllenhaal misses money-shot.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
Shooting nothing but desert.
Jon Bandit 
  Vote (1)   
War over before combat.
Gentleman Ghost 
  Vote (1)   
Sun, sand and Swoff.
boydegg 
  Vote (1)   
Swoff snipes in sand.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Gyllenhaal does the marines.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Gyllenhaal, Foxx do desert.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Desert Storm: waiting, waiting.
randall 
  Vote (1)   
Marine's 'Dear John' Video.
kolo 
  Vote (1)   
Waiting for Gulf War.
The General 
  Vote (1)   
Gyllenhaal's jarhead hell.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (1)   
Swoff's off to war.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Stateside girlfriend returns shirt.
duh 
  Vote (1)   
Desert fatigues.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
Jackin' off Gyll.
Ken 
  Vote (1)   
Swoff waits in Kuwait.
calmer 
  Vote (1)   
Jarhead Jake's desert journal.
calmer 
  Vote    
Foxx Sykes up snipers.
calmer 
  Vote    
Snipers denied big shot.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Foxx in the Gulf.
SuperKhakiGirl 
  Vote    
Jarheads trigger Jihad?
Sludge 
  Vote    
Donnie Darko joins Marines.
Earnest Scribbler 
  Vote    
Gyllenhaal wets himself.
Earnest Scribbler 
  Vote    
Jake leaves hat on.
Earnest Scribbler 
  Vote    
Semper fi, tempers fly.
dgbenner 
  Vote    
Marines in the sand.
dgbenner 
  Vote    
Peter's arse scarred.
Justin Credible 
  Vote    
War's a waiting game.
loser 
  Vote    
Jake useless to Bush.
easy 
  Vote    
Snipers wait in Kuwait.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote    
Jake's Swoff in Gulf.
Bunches 
  Vote    
Marine takes porno personally.
kolo 
  Vote    
Cock commander cancels kill.
Portugeezer 
  Vote    
Sand and Marine-a.
MguyX 
  Vote    
Gyllenhaal in the Gulf.
AC 
  Vote    
War: hydration, dehydration, rehydration.
Greystone 
  Vote    
Jake's festive jimmy hat.
Gentleman Ghost 
  Vote    
Donnie Darko turns marine.
isteratter 
  Vote    
Men 'sucked' into war.
isteratter 
  Vote    
Iraq's black rain literal.
tpat 
  Vote    
Oil fields of marines.
Beanmimo 
  Vote    
Troops battle excruciating boredom.
calmer 
  Vote    
Jarhead Jake convincing, compelling.
Little Old Lady... 
  Vote    
Gyllenhaal's gung-ho in Gulf.
OHF 
  Vote    
Sniper finds job useless.
rri1 
  Vote    
'Squishy-Face' befriends corpse.
gobsmacker 
  Vote    
Mendes maximizes Jake's jiggling.
rand 
  Vote    
Sharp shooters. No targets.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
'Jody' seems pretty busy.
lollipoop 
  Vote    
Gyllenhaal's war on Bush.
Chris Gallo 
  Vote    
Swoff finds Gulf anticlimactic.
tpat 
  Vote    
'Platoon' for Desert Storm.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Gyllenhaal 'bugles' Stevie Wonder.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Sarsgaard: Desert Storm casualty.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Gyllenhaal's tour of doody.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Swofford's denied head shot.
calmer 
  Vote    
Crazy Foxx likes job.
calmer 
  Vote    
Bored, sun-ripened Marines.
calmer 
  Vote    
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